Hey mang! Iím Flasky! You know, where ever I go people are always saying to me ďFlasky, youíre a good friend. You keep me warm when Iím cold, loose when Iím tight, and twirling when I should be sleeping.Ē Hey, I try! But I want people to know how tough I am! Not even a dog can hurt me! Well maybe a dog could, I donít know, like if it was maybe a pit-bull or something. Especially an alcoholic pit-bull who hadnít had a drink in a while. But still, Iím pretty tough cuz Iím stainless steel. I donít rust and I donít trap flavors like plastic. That way your gin donít taste like your juice. Iím a good size too; more than enough but never too much, except sometimes. So yeah, thatís me. Letís go for a ride. Right now. Címon, donít be stuck up.